Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Super Bowl Weekend & Commercial Faves

Fun Fact:
A little under 1.5 million people called into work yesterday.
Another 4.4 million were late.
If that doesn't convince you that the day after Super Bowl should
be a national holiday then I don't know what will. 
Fun Fact II:
I did not fall into either of those two categories yesterday morning.
Ohhhhh no, no, no.
Someone had to schedule an 8:00AM appointment!
Ridiculous. I know.
Fun Fact III:
I am neither a Ravens nor a San Fran fan.
(say that five times fast ha!)
So really last night's highlights consisted of Beyonce's saucy half-time performance, 
trying to determine which Harbaugh brother was hotter
and Hello? The commercials. 

FAVES:
The Budweiser clydesdale commercial.
Ok. Talk about tugging on my heart strings!
I mean, if this commercial didn't make you tear up,
you're just not human.
Plus the guy wasn't half bad lookin either!

Crackin Gangnam Style
Pistachios. Doing Gangnam Style.
Am I on acid ?
Pretty sure everyone around me had the facial expression
"No, they did not."
Oh yes, they did.

God Made a Farmer
Well friends, in case you weren't aware of how
awesome the farmers of America are, Ram has graced us with 
a commercial that depicts exactly that.
It's message was moving.
It's contents were long.
Like 2 minutes long.

Calvin Klein Underwear
Soooooo.. the Calvin Klein commercial.
How could I not mention this one?
This guy.
Pretty sure he is flexing every muscle in his body.
And someone explain how this man is running in those??
That's just not realistic, I'm sorry.

Ok that's enough on that topic.

If you read Lyndsey's Bridal Shower post
then you already have a pretty good idea of what my weekend looked like.
Click HERE for the recap if not!
Other than that, let's see here...
Bought this-
annddd BryBry bought this-
Drank these-
Went out for this guy's Birthday-
Needed this the next morning-
Annndddd made these-

And oh look! It only took 2 days for a weekend update post.
Whoops!
Happy almost half way through the week!
(Happy Tuesday just didn't sound as exciting)





Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Face the Facts

Linkin up with yoga-pants wearin Whitnaayy today for this exciting post!
Basically the way she described the way this little linkup was suppose to go down was:
 assume you are a theme park and your park employees are to
share a slew of "fun facts" about you- what would they be? 

Sounds fun, sold!

Anyway, without further adieu, I bring you the facts of mooii-
1. My Mom is my best friend.
I'm not sure when exactly this happened- somewhere in between
being a saucy little 16 year old and Patron shots in Vegas for my birthday one year.
Seriously, my mom, my best friend and I got asked to leave
the family side of the pool "if we were going to continue pounding drinks."
Quite positive it happened when I left for college.
I would go back home and start throwing back glasses of wine with her
and one night I was like- dang Mom, you're kind of a good time!

2. I have been dating my boyfriend for SEVEN YEARS.
No, we are not engaged.
And I am okay with that :)
Don't get me wrong, I am by no means a "life partner" typa girl.
And I can assure you that I have a wedding board on Pinterest
that is just bursting at the seams like every other girl with ideas that 
I am hoarding for later.
Maybe he has a few tricks up his sleeve for 2013? Who knows! ;)
Either way, love this man and wouldn't trade 'em for anything!

3. We own a craft beer and wine bar in Orlando FL.
Probably sounds a LOT more exciting than it really is.
It is hard work. I also have a sales job which consumes my week days
from around 6AM until 6 at night. Then it's off to the bar for 
scheduling, orders, inventory etc ettcccc. 
Little did I realize when we first opened up that I couldn't 
exactly drink IPA's and Sea Dog Blue Paws the way I 
used to drink Bud Lights. 
Hence the excessive gym sessions as of lately.
Anyway! Still have a long way to go from a business
owner stand-point but Lorrrddd are we learning something new everyday
and we DID just celebrate our one year anniversary 
of being open- one down mannyyy more to go!

4. I am loud. Too loud. 
I have no idea why this picture turned out blue by the way ? 
Pretty sure I can blame my Italian roots for this 
astounding quality. I remember getting U's on conduct
reports in elementary school because I literally never shut my mouth.
It's not something I'm proud of but they're suppose to be facts, no?
I thought we were in the nest, are we not?
Which brings me to my next fun little fact..

5. I quote Mean Girls, Old School, Wedding Crashers and
Anchor Man waayy way way too much. 
6. I am a pink-loving, glitter-covered Tom Boy.
Does that make sense? Not so much?
I'll elaborate.
Basically I love this:
but still love this:
I shoot these:
but I also enjoy this:

6. I live for throwing parties, showers, any type of get-togethers!
I would turn a yard sale into a themed blow out block party bash if I could.
I would honestly consider a career in party planning but Pinterest has
made it kind of pointless to hire anyone. 

So there you have 'em!
Some fun facts of yours truly :)

I could probably drag on... and on and on and on..
but I wont do that to you.

Now go link up HERE
 and "tour the theme parks" of these other lovely ladies!








Friday, January 11, 2013

Best Commercial in the History of Everrrrr

It's Friiiiidaayyy!
I haven't been this excited about Friday since, well.... last Friday! 

People, do yourselves a favor and get this tune stuck in your head 
to get you through the next several hours until your free....



I can't even handle it.
I can't!
I know this commercial has been out for months but I kidddd
yoouuu notttt- we fall asleep with the TV on and if this comes
on in the middle of the night- I feel like I'm ready to drop it like its hot at 3:30AM.

Now go back to work- you are welcome :)
But, really, you can just thank Cher Lloyd.