Wednesday, January 30, 2013

RHOA: What exactly IS a Donkey Booty ?

Phaedra Parks, I can't even handle you.
Business woman/lawyer turned exercise DVD guru.
And oh! The title of your DVD, how enticing!
Donkey Booty
So, what exactly IS a donkey booty, you ask ?
According to Urban Dictionary, a donkey booty is when a girl's
derriere resembles that of a donkey.
That girl that sits in the back of my class has a major donkey booty. 

Now the real question, how does one OBTAIN a donkey booty?

1. You could make like Beyonce, who works out five times a week
and does 100 squats, 100 walking-lunges and 100 step-ups a day.
2. Build your glutes up by lifting heavy weights 2-3 times a week.
Barbell or weighted lunges will also get you a nice big, round tush.
3. Part of what makes a booty a donkey booty is how you present it 
and let's be honest, a pair of jeans can either make or break 
your donkey booty. Any type of bling, sparkle or bedazzling 
will really make your bootayyy pop.
As if this post wasn't educational enough for you, 
if you're not in the market for a donkey booty,
perhaps a stallion booty is more your style?
In which case you could lean Kenya's way,
who has really come out of the wood works as of lately.
I vote not to purchase anything with Miss America
I mean Miss USA's name on it because she is 
10 pounds of crazy in a 5 pound bag but hey!
It's your booty and your credit card so you make the decision!

Eitherrr waaayyyyy, happy tush toning!